Novelties

Tons of fun, crazy, silly, odd and unexpected gift ideas for all ages.

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Paperback | Pages: 112 | 10.75" x 8.25"

Coronavirus sucks. Self-quarantining sucks. Social distancing sucks. With reasons to stress coming at us from all directions, why not take a break and just tell life to shut the fuck up? Forget the news and forget the people you’re stuck indoors with. Practice some colorfully meditative self-care with 112 coloring pages packed with belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plan immature language. Color away the stress as you tune out all the coronavirus bullshit and create an irreverent masterpiece. Give this novel virus the double bird and color the hell out of this coloring book!

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Adopt an attitude of gratitude with Grateful Heart Thinking Putty. Crafted with natural essential oils, it’s an easy way to stop and smell the roses.

• Collection: SCENTsory™ | Color: Pink with red specks | Scent: Rose | Texture: Extra Soft
• Made in the USA from nontoxic silicone and never dries out
• Stretch it, bounce it, pop it, tear it, and sculpt it! Fun for ages 3+
• Includes 20 grams of Genuine Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty

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Awaken your mind, body, and spirit with Positive Energy Thinking Putty. Crafted with natural essential oils, it’s a simple way to win the day. 

• Collection: SCENTsory™ | Color: Pastel green with green specks | Scent: Mint | Texture: Extra Soft
• Made in the USA from nontoxic silicone and never dries out
• Stretch it, bounce it, pop it, tear it, and sculpt it! Fun for ages 3+
• Includes 20 grams of Genuine Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty

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Bookend

Retro Vinyl Record

Novelties: $11.99 Buy

These funky little vinyl bookends will add a little bit of retro style to your shelving. Prop up your collection of CDs and books with these classically shaped bookends - each set contains two vinyl record style bookends.

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Vinyl - Set Of 6

: $14.99 UNAVAILABLE

Adorn your coffee table with these stylish retro vinyl record coasters, each one features a different record label design, making them perfect for old school music lovers - 4" in diamter.

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Do you drink record amounts of beer? Next time you crack open a cold one, put your favourite record on to get in the swing of things. Don't get yourself in a spin with this classic bottle opener. 3.75" in diamter

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What better use could you make of your dusty old records (Rather than listen to them?) Have them as bowls to put your fruit in, obviously!        

6.75" in diamter

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Crochet your favorite characters and re-create iconic scenes from the beloved TV series with Friends Crochet. Included in this kit are an 80-page paperback book complete with photos and step-by-step instructions, as well as the materials needed to make the Thanksgiving turkey and the famous Central Perk orange couch. Additional project instructions show you how to crochet Rachel, Ross, Phoebe, Joey, Monica, Chandler, a coffee cup, Marcel the monkey, Phoebe’s guitar, and the chick and duck.

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Combine zodiac signs with beautiful patterns to create embroidery artwork that people will cherish!
 

Create a beautiful piece of art to hang on a wall, or a personalized gift for a friend. The traditional art of embroidery is easy to learn with this fun kit. It includes everything you need for two projects: 10 skeins of embroidery floss, 2 needles, 2 pieces of fabric, a 6-inch embroidery hoop, 24 seed beads, and water-soluble transfers to put the patterns on practically anything you want to embellish! Mix and match zodiac signs and names with the design patterns to create something unique and special! The instruction book contains step-by-step directions and beautiful photos so you can create your own work of art that can be enjoyed for generations to come.

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D.I.Y. clock. Choose from four different designs or stitch and create your own clock face! Measures 8" in diameter. Includes: 12 color threads options (3' each), (1) bamboo hoop frame 8.25", (1) 9" square canvas to sew on, (1) cardboard backing, (2) needles, (1) quartz clock mechanism with 4.25" long hand, (1) cap and (1) screw.

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The game everyone is buzzing about!

Fred's Bee Line is deceptively simple and un-bee-lievably fun: just swing the bee into the air and catch it in the hive. Try for a personal record or challenge a friend — no matter, you’ll all be buzzing about this classic game! It’s guaranteed fun for kids ages 5 to 105. Constructed from sturdy schima wood.

Material Schima Wood
Width 1.97"
Length 1.97"
Height 6.81"
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  • Limited Edition Dammit Doll
  • Handmade.
  • 12" tall.
  • Polyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing.
  • Safe for Ages 3+
  • Made for Ages 18+
  • You'll want one for yourself and find Dammit Dolls are a perfect gift!
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❤ Pin is approximately 1.25" x 1.25"
❤ Soft Enamel with a deluxe locking pin back
❤ Enamel pins are collectible, fun, quirky & retro
❤ High Quality and great packaging to give as a gift.
❤ Copper metal with enamel paint
❤ Great for hats, bags and jackets

The pins are attached to a backing piece and sleeved in a plastic bag for safe shipping. Outlined in gold metal and comes with a deluxe locking pin back.
Fun enamel pin!
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❤ Pin is approximately 1.25" x 1.00"
❤ Soft Enamel with a deluxe locking pin back
❤ Enamel pins are collectible, fun, quirky & retro
❤ High Quality and great packaging to give as a gift.
❤ Copper metal with enamel paint
❤ Great for hats, bags and jackets

The pins are attached to a backing piece and sleeved in a plastic bag for safe shipping. Outlined in gold metal and comes with a deluxe locking pin back.
Fun enamel pin!
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Boom Box

Misc: $9.99 Buy

❤ Pin is approximately .75" high x 1" wide
❤ Hard Enamel
❤ Enamel pins are collectible, fun, quirky & retro
❤ High Quality and great packaging to give as a gift.
❤ Copper metal with enamel paint
❤ Great for hats, bags and jackets

The pins are attached to a backing piece and sleeved in a plastic bag for safe shipping. Outlined in gold metal and comes with a black rubber clutch.
Fun enamel pin!
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Traditional cross-stitch samplers test your skills in needlework, but lately your boss is testing your skills in patience! Show them how you really feel with Fred's DAILY SAMPLER. 32 different desktop affirmations to display your mood on the good days, the bad days, and everything in-between, all nestled into a freestanding gold printed frame. The unique cross-stitch designs are sure to add a cozy touch to your workspace. Each 3" x 5" card is made of sturdy paperboard.

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Joe Biden Figure

  • 6" Tall
  • Picture perfect. Stands on any flat surface and can be posed for any occasion.
  • Ages 3+

Figure based on original artwork by Mike Leavitt

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Frida Pencil Box 

L 8.5" x W 3" x H 2"

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Cat Pencil Box 

L 8.5" x W 3" x H 2"

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Stay Wild Pencil Box 

L 8.5" x W 3" x H 2"

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NOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch manners: smelling, shaking, listening to, and/or speaking with. 

Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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"Wildflowers Stand Tall In The Fiercest of Winds"
(You Are Pretty And Strong)
Maybe you need to hear this right now, maybe you need to tell someone.
Either way, you can with this multi-purpose bag zipper pouch.
Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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My heart may be wild but the stuff in my bag is totally tamed.
Thanks, Blue Q - this bag is 95% post consumer recycled material.
Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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Ever just meet a zipper pouch that challenges your soul to a staring contest?
Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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Things that fit in this bag include: cash, AAA cards, emergency snacks, diapers, tweezers, phone chargers, air pressure gauges, tough love, and much-needed-but-not-asked-for-general-life-advice.
Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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Luckily, my long walk to the library doesn't involve too many dangerous intersections.

Made from 95% post consumer recycled material.
7.25" H x 9.5" W
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Mixtape Wooden Puzzle w/ Pass It On Pouch 
This 250 piece puzzle comes self gift-wrapped and gift-tagged, allowing you to easily share with friends or family members after you've completed it. Simply sign and date when you finish and pass it on! Made with real wood to keep pieces in their shape and to give a satisfying "click" sound each time a piece is placed. 
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"Vote For Fuck's Sake" enamel pin by local Minnesota jewelry artist Larissa Loden

1 inch size

Includes plastic backing



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So maybe you don’t want to get permanently inked. Or you just want to fool your friends into thinking you did. Either way, rep RBG wherever you go with these five hardcore temporary tattoos.

4 Supreme Tattoos Included

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Journal entries. Masterpiece sketches. Grocery lists. RBG's badassery, in a matte black finish. Just make sure to keep these as sharp as RBG's tongue.

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