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Learn about the role mushrooms play in the world around us. These fungi do more for the environment then you could ever imagine!

Card Deck - Wonderful World Of Mushrooms
$11.99
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Eases both the physical and emotional symptoms that may occur before and during menstruation, including irritability, mood swings, cramps, breast tenderness, headache, acne, and digestive disturbance.

We swear by this formula, which contains a unique combination of herbs chosen specifically for their effectiveness and their synergistic actions

This helpful little formula addresses the underlying mechanisms of PMS, when taken for the entire second half of the cycle over several months, many women eventually don’t need it at all

all organic ingredients: Cramp Bark, Black Haw, Motherwort, Skullcap, Cinnamon. Infused with healing Reiki and Hematite.

2oz.

directions: 1 dropper full under the tongue when needed.

Cautions: Consult your healthcare provider prior to use if you are pregnant.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product does not intend to treat, diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease. 

Food - PMS Relief Herbal Elixir
$25.99
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A calming herbal elixir crafted to comfort, cool, and bring peace to the overextended + overworked body and mind.


All organic ingredients:


rose, lemon balm, guduchi, fennel, raspberry leaf, chickweed

Directions:

one dropper full under the tongue when needed

2oz. amber glass bottle with glass dropper


Handcrafted by Bhava Wellness in Tucson, Arizona

*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease.

Food - Pitta Calming Herbal Elixir
$25.99
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Headache Relief herbal tincture includes a vast array of helpful herbs that address pain in all parts of the head, including the sinuses, forehead, back of the head, ears, side of the head, and eyes.

soothing supportive action for headache and migraine relief


all organic ingredients:

blue vervain, feverfew, black cohosh, passionflower, catnip, rosemary.

infused with healing reiki and blue lace agate in distilled Spirits

2oz.

directions:

one dropper full under the tongue when needed

Consult your healthcare provider prior to use if you are pregnant

* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product does not intend to treat, diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease.

Food - Headache Relief Herbal Elixir
$19.99
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Get your immune support on track with this nourishing daily tonic to support the immune system, so that you may function at your optimum potential.


all organic ingredients:

echinacea, mullein, lemon balm, chaga, reishi, ashwagandha, nettle, oat tops, calendula, skullcap in distilled spirits.


directions:

one dropper full under the tongue when needed

1oz.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product does not intend to treat, diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease.

Food - Immunity Shield Elixir
$25.99
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Adaptogen Magic is supportive tonic to the nervous system. these herbs root, anchor, and ground us, helping us to adapt to life’s circumstances.

all organic ingredients:

reishi, chaga, cordyceps, lion’s mane, ashwagandha, goji berry, elecampane in distilled spirits.

1oz.


directions:

one dropper full under the tongue when needed

Not for use in pregnancy unless otherwise directed by your healthcare provider.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product does not intend to treat, diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease. 

Food - Adaptogen Magic Elixir
$19.99
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Harness the power of herbs with these 100 cards! Learn which herbs will help ease your headache or lift your mood completely.

Card Deck - Healing Herbs
$11.99
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Hints of cacao melt into earthy chai and tastes like your mug of hot cocoa met a chai latte and they had a baby.

Food - Masala Chai Mushroom Tin
$50.99
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These mushrooms won't make you trip, but they will support your immunity, energy and mental sharpness, causing you to say stuff like, "Everyone chill the f*ck out—I got this," a little more often. 

Food - Mushroom Boost Power
$28.99
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A super-charged plant based elixir composed of adaptogens and supportive herbs known to boost and protect collagen in the skin. These herbs have long been revered for their anti-aging chemistry, and now scientifically studied for their strengthening effects on the skin, hair, nails, bones and joints.*

Key Benefits: 

  • May help increase collagen and keratin within the the body*
  • Can help provide brilliance and glow to the skin*
  • May produce thicker and stronger hair*
  • May protect the body from oxidative stress*
  • May increase elasticity and mobility to the skin, joints, and ligaments*
  • May also boost the strength and healing of bones and cartilage*

*  These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.

Food - Collagen Booster Elixir
$26.99
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Our Elderberry is double extracted, undergoing both a decoction, as well as extraction in alcohol and vegetable glycerin. 

This high potency extract combines Elderberry, along with a high ratio of herbal antivirals such as Skullcap, Cordyceps, Reishi, Shiitake and Maitake. These herbal antivirals are incredibly immune supportive while being renowned as respiratory tonics. All of our mushrooms are 100% certified organic and grown in Washington state, where we use both fruiting body and mycelium. 

  • Anti-viral*
  • Adaptogenic*
  • May improve lung health*
  • May support healthy immune function

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.

Food - Black Elderberry Elixir
$26.99
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In ancient India, Soma was a legendary drink of the Gods. This drink was known for its power to grant immortality and higher wisdom. To drink the Soma in sacred communion meant to receive the power of ecstasy, divine vision and healing of all illness.

Did you know that the medicinal properties of mushrooms are better absorbed when paired with vitamin C? Our high potency Soma Elixir is composed of seven double extracted adaptogenic Mushrooms, extracted with double extracted Schisandra berries and Rose petals to increase bioavailability and resilience. 

Key Benefits:

  • May act as an immuno-modulator* 
  • Mushrooms have antibiotic-like protective properties* 
  • Can support longevity* 
  • Contains high vitamin C levels from Schisandra and Rose
  • May increase strength and stamina* 
  • Adaptogenic*

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases. 

Food - Soma Mushroom Elixir
$26.99
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A relaxing tonic that can enhance deep sleep and lucid dreaming. The botanicals within this elixir have rich historical use, particularly due to their nervous system decompressing properties. Many of these plants were often used to ignite deep states of meditation, as well as deep visionary sleep. 

Lucid dreaming, or visionary sleep, is the process of being conscious in the dream. The plants within this formula assist the body in deeply relaxing, yet remaining lucid and aware as the body transitions into sleep. This allows consciousness to witness itself sleep and enter in a deep relaxed state. This awakening process naturally enhances restorative rest, studied to boost the immune response, support the nervous system and enhance brain function.        

This elixir is composed of botanicals from different parts of the world that are respected as visionary plants. These wonderful herbs have been used by medicine people as the plants of the ancestors. They all contain a particular chemistry in common in which they can boost hypothalamic function, increase pituitary and pineal response, and strengthen particular organs. 

This formula can enhance deep sleep, as well as to create a stronger dream-recall, essentially building towards lucidity.

Key Benefits:

  • May relax the nervous system*
  • Adaptogenic*
  • Can support the body to lucid dream*
  • May assist meditation practice
  • Can enhance the sight of the third eye

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.

Food - Dream Sleep Aid Elixir
$24.99
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The plants within this formula are known to arouse the spirit, make us feel good and elevated: by nurturing our reproductive organs, helping curb excess stress, and soothing overworked nerves.

Indigenous peoples around the world have been spicing up their lives with the help of wise and precious plants for as long as humans have explored sexuality. In fact, some of the most potent aphrodisiacs, mojo boosters, and mood enhancers come from the jungle’s lush terrain.

This is why we've chosen some of the best herbs native to our founder's territory, Central America, along with Amazonian powerhouses that are a delight to the spirit.  

Key Benefits:

  • May act as an aphrodisiac 
  • May boost mood
  • May boost creative energy
  • Can increase libido and sexual desire
  • May help increase fertility
  • May be nutritive to the reproductive system
  • Can uplift the spirit with joy
  • Helps increase connection between the self + others by opening the heart  

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.

Food - Euphoria Herbal Powder
$36.99
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Butterfly Pea Flower (Clitoria ternatea) is a plant native to Southeast Asia that’s commonly used in tea. You can also find relatives that are identical growing in other parts of the world such as Central and South America. It’s sometimes also called Blue Butterfly Pea tea or Blue Clitoria. 

Butterfly Pea Flower tea is also used for beauty purposes, contributing to healthy-looking skin, hair and eyes. Its rich blue color is utilized as a natural dye. It’s sometimes combined with water plus an acidic ingredient, such as lemon, which changes the pH of water, so its color changes from blue to violet. Give it a try it’s actually amazing!

Key Benefits: 

  • Antioxidant*
  • May improve skin, hair and eye health*
  • Anti-inflammatory*

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any diseases.

Food - Butterfly Pea Flower Powder
$42.99
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Aromatherapy Inhalers are a convenient way to experience the benefits of aromatherapy almost anywhere. These proprietary, therapeutic blends are fomulated and packaged for inhalation usage. The handy inhaler easily fits in a pocket, briefcase, or purse, so you have it when you need it most! After opening, each inhaler lasts three months or longer depending on usage and storage conditions.

CONTAINS: Eucalyptus Globulus (Eucalyptus), Citrus paradisi (Grapefruit), Mentha piperita (Peppermint), Melaleuca alternifolia (Tea Tree), Eugenia caryophyllata (Clove Bud), Melaleuca quinquenervia (Niaouli), Melaleuca cajuputi (Cajeput), Cinnamomum camphora (Ravintsara), Simmondsia chinensis (Jojoba, organic), Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Inhaler Oil - Defense Og Aromatherapy
$8.99
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Our Aromatherapy Inhalers are a convenient way to experience the benefits of aromatherapy almost anywhere. These proprietary, therapeutic blends are formulated and packaged for inhalation usage. The handy inhaler easily fits in a pocket, briefcase or purse, so you can have it with you when you need it most!

CONTAINS: Citrus limonum (Lemon*), Eucalyptus radiata (Eucalyptus*), Melaleuca cajuputi (Cajeput*), Eucalyptus globulus (Eucalyptus*), Mentha piperita (Peppermint*), Simmondsia chinensis (Jojoba*), Melaleuca alternifolia (Tea Tree*), Tocopherol (Vitamin E) *CERTIFIED ORGANIC

Oil Inhaler - Breathe Ease Org Aroma
$8.99
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Our Aromatherapy Inhalers are a convenient way to experience the benefits of aromatherapy almost anywhere. These proprietary, therapeutic blends are fomulated and packaged for inhalation usage. The handy inhaler easily fits in a pocket, briefcase, or purse, so you have it when you need it most! After opening, each inhaler lasts three months or longer depending on usage and storage conditions.

CONTAINS: Anthemis nobilis (Roman Chamomile), Citrus paradisi (Grapefruit), Lavandula officianalis (French Lavender), Citrus aurantifolia (Lime), Mentha piperita (Peppermint), Origanum majorana (Marjoram), Ocimum basilicum (Basil), Cymbopogon martini (Palmarosa), Mentha spicata (Spearmint), Simmondsia chinensis (Jojoba, organic), Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Inhaler Oil - Headaid Og Aromatherapy
$8.99
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Our Aromatherapy Inhalers are a convenient way to experience the benefits of aromatherapy almost anywhere. These proprietary, therapeutic blends are formulated and packaged for inhalation usage. The handy inhaler easily fits in a pocket, briefcase, or purse, so you have it when you need it most! After opening, each inhaler lasts three months or longer depending on usage and storage conditions.

CONTAINS: Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender, French), Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium, Egyptian), Citrus sinensis (Orange, Sweet), Vetiveria zizaniodes (Vetiver, Haiti), Anthemis nobilis (Chamomile, Roman), Salvia sclarea (Clary Sage), Cedrus atlantica (Cedarwood, Himalayan), Simmondsia chinensis (Jojoba, organic), Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Inhaler Oil - Sleep Og Aromatherapy
$8.99
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Refresh small spaces with Aroma Disks. For Cars, Closets, Lockers, Cabinets, Drawers and more…

Includes “Purify” 100% Essential Oil Blend. Add just a few drops for an aromatherapy experience.

Purify is a refreshing blend containing: Lemon, Grapefruit, Juniperberry, Palmarosa, Egyptian Geranium, Fennel and Cederwood.

Diffuser - Aroma Disk & Purify Oil
$13.99
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An easy way to diffuse pure essential oils and blends in your vehicle. Specially designed for an enhanced aromatherapeutic experience to help you relieve stress, focus, or give you an invigorating boost!

Easy Operation: With one hand, hold the clip and with other hand gently pop off the top cover. Apply between 5 and 15 droplets of your favorite rareESSENCE Aromatherapy essential oil or blend onto diffusing pad. Clip to car air vent. Pads can be used more than once – they typically last about one month. Replace pad when you notice the scent is not diffusing well.

Diffuser - Vent-Clip Car
$10.99
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When counting sheep is a load of crap. Steep for sleep.

Ingredients:   Lemongrass, Peppermint, Camomile, Rosehip, Spearmint, Valerian Root, Hibiscus, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Sleepy As Shit Tea Blend
$14.99
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Get your single ass a berry buzz. No strings attached.

Ingredients: Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Single AF Tea Blend
$14.99
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Stay the fuck home and sip on this throat-soothing blend.

Ingredients:  Ginger, Licorice, Tulsi (Holy Basil), Dandelion leaves, Burdock root, Rose petals, Elder flowers, Safflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Sick As Shit Tea Blend
$14.99
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Less talk, more tea. Sip for silence.

Ingredients:  Green tea, Cucumber slices, Natural flavors (Organic Complaint)

HERBAL BLENDS - Shut Up & Zen
$14.99
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Relief from feeling constipated and full of shit.

Ingredients: Apple pieces, Hibiscus, Senna leaves, Rosehip, Pomegranate pieces, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Shitty Day Tea Blend
$14.99
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Especially for those who sleep in and don’t do fuckin’ mornings.

Ingredients:  Moringa, Mate, Lemon, Cinnamon, Orange, Strawberry leaves, Butterfly blue pea flowers, Safflower and Calendula Petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Ray Of F'n Sunshine
$14.99
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What you need before you brave the day. Cuz it’s a dog-eat-dog world.

Ingredients: Apple, Hibiscus, Rosehip, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Pucker Up Tea Blend
$14.99
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For all the single women who’d rather drink tea than date online.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Men Are Morons Tea Blend
$14.99
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An escape from the day’s shit show.

Ingredients:  Peppermint, Ginkgo leaves, Orange, Turmeric, Pumpkin pieces, Safflower petals.

HERBAL BLENDS - Inbox Insanity Tea Blend
$14.99
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Steep away from last night’s drunk-texting.

Ingredients:  Rooibos, Spearmint, Lemongrass, Nettle, Lavender, Passion flower, Lemon verbena, Rose petals, Willow bark, Plum and Mallow petals.

HERBAL BLENDS - Hungover As Hell Tea Blend
$14.99
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Mirror Showing Years, but ThisTea Brings Cheers!

Ingredients: Black tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Happy F'n Birthday Tea Blend
$14.99
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Leave me alone, I’m drinking tea.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Lemon balm leaves, Strawberry pieces, Calendula, Sunflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - F' Off Tea Blend
$14.99
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When everything is SNAFU (Situation Normal: All Fucked Up).

Ingredients: Green tea, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - F'ing Hot Mess Tea Blend
$14.99
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Get under a blanket and binge watch the day away.

Ingredients: Rooibos, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black + White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg

HERBAL BLENDS - Cozy AF Tea Blend
$14.99
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Crappy day? Just steep away from it all.

Ingredients:  Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Calendula petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant)

HERBAL BLENDS - Chai Me A River Tea Blend
$14.99

        
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